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Dreams?

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December 17, 2011

Remember, once you achieve a dream, it is no longer a dream, so why bother?
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Downer of the Day (Monday)

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November 14, 2011

What goes around comes around. And then you die.
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Feel like lying down and dying?

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September 22, 2011

Do it
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If someone invites you to their party…

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September 19, 2011

get really hammered then fall asleep in their greenhouse on top of the tomatoes. Be really abusive if they...
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5 Simple Ways To Trash Your Best Friend’s Party

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August 6, 2011

1. Send out a letter of condolence to all your best friend’s friends telling them of the cancellation of...
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There will always be somebody out there to rip you off. It is a simple fact of life. The trick is to accept it. Better still, get rid of all your possessions (especially any so called ‘friends’), that way nobody can rip you off ever again. At least, that is what I thought until…...

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Twas the night before work And all was shit

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